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“About 3 weeks ago I lost my virginity to one of my close friends. He was really gentle and sweet and everything was nice. We started off with foreplay (his tongue is ah-mazing) and afterward went straight into it. I was honestly surprised at how

tehrisa:this episode was wild from start to finishi legit thought it was a dick in a box

So…I recently watched Pinocchio for the first time in many years (long time ago), and I forgot about this character and how much I loved him! :3 Honest John was one of my first furry crushes, and yes, I’m jumping back into the Pinocchio fando

pettymotives: Well! And who do we have to, eh…[throat slashing motion] I figured that since Gideon was always so eager with his mallet, that they were hired to “get rid of” people quite often. Professional hitmen Honest John and Gideon!

maxgicalgirl: Ruby to Sapphire: Will you marry me? Me, knowing full well this was going to happen: *loud unintelligible screeching and sobbing* hOLY SHIT

fluffy-omorashi: Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom so I could at least wet in the tub so less mess, but I opened the door and saw my moms light was on and the door was open and could hear here moving around… Lol I was frozen in the middle

bdub86: softwhorecore: noyaoinolife2015: reverseracism: poonany: waltdisneyconfessionsrage: yourshipsaregross: mistavybe: Sooo I was all excited to see Tim Burton’s new movie (“Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children”), and then

darkskinnedprivilege: Overwatch: Also Moira was the one who fucked over Gabe not Mercy Me: Wait wha- Overwatch: Also Gabe wanted to be Reaper Me: And the writing falls apart

:::My boyfriend didnt know i was in discourse with human pet guy and now he gets to learn all about Tumblr Kike Drama™ hey speaking of this!! @ goyim: remember when an antisemite joked about (sexually?) enslaving a jewish minor and you all thought it

pizzaotter: notlostonanadventure: books-and-cookies: iasus: I wish Ari would do acting again :( this was honestly a religious experience Ariana Grande could honestly be Starfire in a Teen Titans movie Half the time she sounds like Kermit :/

asleepylioness: I know this is not on par with this week but my sleep for the past few days has been filled with tears, heartache and anguish. I felt as if this picture was honest and honest to this moment in time. I have not been honest with everyone

hippiee: I miss the way Christmas felt when I was little

pettybette: baddiebey: simonharrison: “I can never watch Beyoncé videos with gay boys cause they keep doing this….“ This is honestly like…the most relatable & timeless vine in history this was honestly the best part of BEYONCÉ era,

total-kawaii-gay: dajo42: dajo42: being poly is nice but i literally accidentally scheduled two dates on the same night i was honest about it and now the three of us are going on one single date. maybe i just ruined every sitcom Imagine your ot3

poeplanet: diego luna going on stage and telling a room filled mostly with white people to shut up in spanish is honestly 2017’s mood

misstylersmith: Doctor: Would you want to get married?Rose: Well, I didn’t, didn’t think that was an option.Doctor: What if it was an option?Rose: Why? What? Do you want to get married?Doctor: I wouldn’t mind being married to you. Would you mind

redpaperowl: accessiblecoldtimes: [video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down] The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

kurozu501: jackthevulture: cxrsedlife: Lord Shen in Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) Such a stunning design. i was honestly taken by surprise at how GOOD this movie was, and this character in particular. it was wayyyy better then the first film.

sighcology: this was honestly the most beautiful scene

shounenbraves: but shit it was 99 cents

buddens: my favourite part of dmmd anime was when aoba and granny was eating dinner and then it transitioned super fast to mizuki bashing someone’s face in then suddenly dinner was finished

honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus

sato-mobile: sato-mobile: i wonder if korra had always known she was bisexual or if she saw asami one day and thought lmao ok if i was straight at one point i’m not anymore

budgekorra: Though it was questionably intentional and only tangentially related, this sequence of expressions is probably more relatable to the Gay Experience ™ than any other brief moment in this entire show.

animeslovenija: This is how Revy looked in 1996, when Rei Hiroe was doing the plot for Black Lagoon pilot.

today I spent half the day being SUPER FUCKING WORRIED about the new part-timer who was supposed to work today and didn’t come and her phone was off and I didn’t have any other contact information. I was ready to go by her house to see if she was

disparateyouth: if i was e e cummings i would say “e e leavings” every time i left a room

YO, I fucking saw Fifth Harmony in Miami and that was honestly the best moment of my life. I had to drive for like over a day, with annoying people, and it rained the entire time but fuck it, they were perfect and I would honestly do it all over again.

That was honestly the cutest scene in all of Glee history.

fallingivy:I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old. Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes,

ofmiceand-clifford: demonica-dawson: time-lord-ramnikul: knitmeapony: demonhamster: despotic: suicidemydarling: gigantorthemooseking: I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They

lolcupcake14: This is how I was in my senior year

chloeniccole: In 2006 I had a dream journal (I was 8 at the time) and it was honestly so gay I don’t know how nobody knew I was a raging lesbianMy mom got me one of these cool dream journals with a silver pen in which I was supposed to do different

onetreehill-gifs:one tree hill » Prom Night at Hater High“Why do I care? Brooke, this has been one of the worst years of my life and I needed my best friend more than ever and you cut me out cause I was honest with you! And you were never, ever honest

poopiemcpoop: when bjork had orange hair in the 90’s that was the coolest look ever

quietlyexhale: Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up! Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??

seedy: you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the

unlimitedgoats: ryeloaf: *someone posts a long ass extra ass photo set of their own tweets* “Oh, don’t pay me any mind. I just went on a lil Twitter rant.” alternatively:“I was droppin all kinds of truth on Twitter today”0 favs, 0 retweets

chokesngags: theryanproject: birf: tumblr updates are like someone coming into your house and moving all of your furniture 2 inches to the left while you’re gone OH MY FUCKING GOD Y’ALL DON’T UNDERSTAND. I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.

carolingianempire:azuila: devourmysoul: I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women? your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening but now you want

princeowl: princeowl: this vine saved me i keep thinking about this vine and it’s honestly so wonderful, this is such pure and good content. im honestly tearing up because this isn’t just hilarious to us like these two people are genuinely having

Being a brutally honest person myself and I was raised with a very blunt finnish mom I just wish more people will like this !! It’s annoying and wastes time to just be passive and hope or sit there and complain ugh lol

ghostsnnudes: This is Jason! He was a request and oh boy was he a sexy one! he was honestly pretty easy and his big cock and nice body was a good thing to see 😍 I have a lot of videos of him doing certain things so if you guys want to see more of

brigwife: killbenedictcumberbatch: Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

today was my birthday and i had an absolutely shitty day. i don’t think it could have gotten worse.

I was waiting for Bea to out herself as trash, as most overly popular Tumblr users usually do in the end. Like I was honest to god waiting. I could feel it was nigh. I always knew it was lurking but now it’s out in the open. Hahahahaha. This

thebeautifulspinster: uchanda: therapist: how was your week? me: mm.. i can’t remember therapist: what are you thinking right know? me: mm.. i don’t know

gigi-ghorbani-defense-squad:Out of everyone on this show Nat has the best case to speak negatively about Gigi. But instead she was honest in letting Dani know how Gigi felt about her. This scene should be confirmation that Gigi was honest when she said

elasticitymudflap: steven and greg pausing to ‘AYYYYYYYYYY’ for like a full five minutes after a bad pun was the most relatable content i can think of

sunwukxng: “I said, put your hands in the air!” “Are you…robbing me…?” “Yes!” “Ooohhhh.” And thus, Ruby immediately kicked the shit out of all of Roman’s goons, and thus a notoriously awesome saga was born.

genderbinaryisforlosers: my favourite thing about Toph Beifong is that she was told it was impossible to earthbend metal and she immediately said ok you know what and invented metalbending

jen-iii:There was this woman walking in my college campus wearing a bright blue dress and some white heels and she was already looking fabulous but HOL y fuckin G shit she had these BICEPS THAT WOULD CRACK A WALNUT AND I CPULD PROBABLY PUT A SHOTGLASS

illogical-bullshit: theshoeboxqueen: Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy. Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor. Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine Bi/pan people get to enjoy

citrimar: I was doodling and this happened @drawbauchery, I love your Quality Roob™ Larimar does tooCitrine clearly doesn’t speaking of the roob i just remembered i haven’t reblogged this amazing post and honestly she has never looked better

saskyang:it was nice of widowmaker to make an appearance on rwby

Honestly I thought this was the last episode so I was really confused when Future Fish started playing

nitashinori:That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for scienceCan you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

This lady I work with but never talk to came up to me at lunch and mentioned I lost a lot of weight and that I look good and I’m still all happy about it cause that was honestly so sweet of her 😭😭😭😭😭

lil-spicypepper:This guy at work is so hot and cute and he comes in with his gf and I’m just at the side swooning over him Update: I served him again and he was super sweet and he said keep the change and his smile fhfhviifjdbsbwjsidi help me

I had a dream I had a yellow thong to match my new yellow converse & woke up realising I don’t. I was super disappointed lmao

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